Old and New Jokes

Ai Bang Mai Ne
I bumped into the coffee table

Ar U Wun Tu
A gay liberation greeting

Chin Tu Fat
You need a face lift

Dum Gai
A stupid person

Gun Pao Der
An ancient Chinese invention

Hu Flung Dung
Which one of you fertilized the field?

Hu Yu Hai Ding
We have reason to believe you are harboring a fugitive

Jan Ne Ka Sun
A former late night talk show host

Kum Hia
Approach me

Lao Ze Sho
Gilligans Island

Lao Ze
Not very good

Lin Ching
An illegal execution

Moon Lan Ding
A great achievement of the American space program

Ne Ahn
A lighting fixture used in advertising signs

Shai Gai
A bashful person

Tai Ne Bae Be
A premature infant

Tai Ne Po Ne
A small horse

Ten Ding Ba
Serving drinks to people

Wan Bum Lung
A person with T.B.

Yu Mai Te Tan
Your vacation in Hawaii agrees with you

Wa Shing Kah
Cleaning an automobile

Wai So Dim
Are you trying to save electricity?

Wai U Shao Ting
There is no reason to raise your voice