12
Feb
Its a bummer to be an egg because…
1) You only get laid once.
2) You only get eaten once.
3) It takes 7 minutes to get hard.
4) You have to come in a box with 11 others.
5) The only one wholl sit on your face is your mother.
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- Really cute one.
- Try this on honey!
- Police Jokes joke #11021
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- Some Mornings
- DL.HUMOR Entrance Exam
- Boy decides to become a minister when he grows up
- Cash, check or charge? I
- Working On The Fourth Husband
- Bovine Family
- Shooting Cans!
- A Beer Drinkers Pledge of Alligence
- Maxims for the Internet Age
- Beer