A womans husband comes home hammered every night
and she always yells at him before going to bed alone.
One day she decides to try some reverse psychology.
When her husband staggers in that night, shes waiting
for him in her best lingerie. She sits him in an
armchair and gives him a backrub.
Its getting late, big boy, she says after a few
minutes. Why dont we go upstairs to bed.
We might as well, slurs the husband. Im going
to be in trouble when I get home, anyway.