Old and New Jokes

A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. I love my daughter, and now I welcome you into the family, said the man. To show you how much we care for you, Im making you a 50-50 partner in my business. All you have to do is go to the factory every day and learn the operations.

The son-in-law interrupted, I hate factories. I cant stand the noise.



I see, replied the father-in-law. Well, then youll work in the office and take charge of some of the operations.



I hate office work, said the son-on-law. I cant stand being stuck behind a desk all day.



Wait a minute, said the father-in-law. I just made you half-owner of a moneymaking organization, but you dont like factories and wont work in a office. What am I going to do with you?



Easy, said the young man. Buy me out.