A brunette who really hated blondes was walking through the desert when she came across a magic lamp. After rubbing the lamp, the genie told her that she got three wishes with one catch: All the blondes in the world would get twice whatever she asked for.

So the brunette thought awhile and then wished for a million dollars.

Every blonde in the world will get two million, said the genie.

The brunette said that was fine, and then she asked for an incredibly handsom man.

Every blonde in the world will get two incredibly handsome men, the genie reminded her.

The brunette said that was fine too, and the genie granted her wishes. Now for your third wish, said the genie.

See that stick over there? asked the brunette. I want you to beat me half to death with it.