Old and New Jokes

Manny was almost 29 years old. Most of his friends had already gotten
married, and Manny just bounced from one relationship to the next. Finally a friend asked him, Whats the matter, are you looking for
the perfect woman? Are you THAT particular? Cant you find anyone
who suits you? No, Manny replied. I meet a lot of nice girls, but as soon as I
bring them home to meet my parents, my mother doesnt like them. So I
keep on looking! Listen, his friend suggested, Why dont you find a girl whos just
like your dear ole Mother? Many weeks past before Manny and his friend got together again. So Manny. Did you find the perfect girl yet? One thats just like
your Mother? Manny shrugged his shoulders, Yes I found one just like Mom.
My mother loved her, they became great friends. Excellent!!! So,…. Are you and this girl engaged, yet? Im afraid not. My Father cant stand her!