Three blondes are walking down the beach And they find a magic bottle with a genie inside. When the genie comes out he says, Im a magic genie and I will grant each of you one wish.

The first blonde says,Ok, then I want to be a thousand times smarter!
Then,*POOF*, her hair turns brown and she goes off to become a brain surgeon.

The second blonde says,I want to be a million times smarter!
So,*POOF*, her hair turns black and she goes off to find a cure for cancer.

Then, the third blonde (a true blonde) says, I want to be a million times DUMBER!
And,*POOF*, she turns into a man!