Top reason for sleep
Oh, Man! Come in at 6 in the morning and look what happens!
This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!
This is in exchange for the six hours last night when I dreamed about work!
Gee, I thought you (the boss) were gone for the day.
They told me at the blood bank this might happen.
Oh, Hi, I was trying to pick up my contact lens without my hands.
This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to.
Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper
I was just meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!
This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!
I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance
It worked well for Reagan, didnt it?
Just pacing myself for the all-nighter tonight!
I was working smarter-not harder.
Auggh! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.
Im in the management training program.
Someone mustve put decaf in the wrong pot.
Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just wont wear off!
Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the workaholic!
Its okay… Im still billing the client.
And the #1 response if found asleep at your desk:
…and I especially thank you for my excellent boss, Amen!
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