A man paced nervously back and forth as his wife was in the delivery room. Finally the doctor emerged caring the infant. The man rushes over to the doctor, Is it a boy or a girl? he asks.

The doctor doesnt say a word, he just grabs the baby by the foot, swings the baby around his head and throws it up against a wall.

Outraged the man demands to know, What the heck are you doing?

Finally the doctor responds, April fools, the baby was alredy dead.