02
Nov
When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why
youre just sitting there, staring at carpeting?
Additional Jokes From "One Liners"
- You can never fall off
- An error? Impossible!
- The best way to inspire
- Words can not describe the
- Gardening is just a man
- If everything seems to be
- Look out for #1. Dont
- Sterility is hereditary.
- A penny saved is ridiculous.
- Lice On A Bald Man
- The secret of success is
- Dont make a fool out
- When youre swimming in the
- The grave of Karl Marx
- Always write in complete sentences.