30
Apr
Redmond, WA — Microsoft announced today that the official release date
for the new operating system Windows 2000 will be delayed until the
second quarter of 1901.
Additional Jokes From "True Stories"
- Gross Ignorance
- Mouse balls
- This wonderful bit of followup
- In September, a 7-year- old
- In the 80s, a [local]
- Microsoft Corp. dismissed an anti-virus
- A caller named Eileen from
- Tuesdays Wall Street Journal has
- Jacques LeFevrier left nothing to
- In retrospect, lighting the match
- In February, according to police
- England: A German tourist, supposedly
- This is supposedly a true
- A man successfully broke into
- Mary Poppins has retired from