A man walking down the beach sees an old bottle in the sand and begins to play kick-the-bottle to amuse himself. After a while he picks it up, and a pissed-off genie emerges. She says, normally I grant 3 wishes, but in your case, you son-of-a-@#*%, I am going to grant only 1.

The man thinks a minute and says, Okay, I want to wake up with 3 women in my bed. She says, So be it!, and disappears back into the bottle.



Next morning, the guy wakes up with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding and Hilary Clinton. He has no penis, a broken leg, and no health insurance.