Old and New Jokes

One day a bachlor decides that he is going to take up hunting, since he had nothing else to do with his money. He goes an buys a pick up truck and two hunting dogs. Goes to the country to hunt, when all of a sudden he spots some ducks flying over head. He takes his shot gun and shoots, he hits one and lets the dogs out. He chases after the dogs and they come to a farmers field, when the young man says Excuse me sir, but that is my duck The farmer says no my land, my duck. Tell you what sonny, lets settle this the country way, We kick each other in the balls, and who is left standing, gets to keep the duck. The city boy says Allright But the farmer says I go first The farmer kicks the young man in the balls, and lays on the ground for about five minutes. When he finally gets to his feet, he states OK, my turn The farmer says Na, you can keep the duck.