Old and New Jokes

A car drives up to a farmers house, a man gets out, knocks on the door, and the farmer opens it. A friend told me you have a mule that points quail, said the stranger, is that true?? Sure is, said the farmer, would you like to see him work? The strangers said, Sure. Soon they were walking through a field, when the mule suddenly stopped and struck a beautiful point. The farmer walks ahead of the mule and scares up a big covey of quail. This goes on a half dozen more times…the mule points…the farmer scares up the covey. Finally, the stranger says, Thats enough, Ive got to have that mule. He aint for sale, said the farmer. Ill give you $50,000.00 for him, said the stranger. Well, the farmer couldnt refuse such a big offer, so he sold him. The next night, the farmers phone rang…it was the stranger. What the hells wrong with this damed mule you sold me?, he screamed…all hes done all day is stand belly deep in my pond!! Well, said the farmer, I guess I shoulda told you……hed rather fish than hunt.