Old and New Jokes

A couple had been married for 40 years and also celebrated their 60th birthdays. During the celebration, a fairy godmother appeared and

said that because they had been such a loving couple all those years, she would give them one wish each.



Being the faithful, loving spouse for all these years, naturally the wife wanted for her and her husband to have a romantic vacation together, so she wished for them to travel around the world. The fairy



godmother waved her wand and boom! She had the tickets in her hand.



Next, it was the husbands turn and the fairy godmother assured him he could have any wish he wanted, all he needed to do was ask for his hearts desire.



He paused for a moment, then said, Well, honestly, Id like to have a woman 30 years younger than me. The fairy godmother picked up her wand and boom!



He was 90!!