Old and New Jokes

You might be a Redneck Jedi if…

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* You ever heard the phrase, May the force be with yall.



* Your Jedi robe is camouflage.



* You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light.



* At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored.



* You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.



* You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard.



* The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.



* Wookiees are offended by your B.O.



* You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didnt have to wait for a commercial.



* You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing or bowling.



* Your father has ever said to you, Shoot, son come on over to the dark side…itll be a hoot.



* You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light up.



* You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder.



* You ever fantasized about Princess Leah wearing Daisy Duke shorts.



* You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window.



* Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women.



* You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.



* You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with redwood deck.



* You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels during the cantina scene.



* If you hear . . . Luke, I am your father… and your uncle…