There was three guys walking down a street.

One was a Christian, the second was a Muslim and the third was a Hindu. They heard a startling noise as they turned around, they realized that there was a flood and it was coming right for them. So what do they do they start to pray.



The christian guy said, Jesus oh Father I need your help please save me.



So he was saved.



The Muslim guy started to pray, Oh Allah I need your help please save me.



So he was saved.



Then the hindu guy said ok they were saved and they only have one god, and I have soo many I will be saved faster than them.



So the Hindu guy prayed, Oh Mata Ji, and