Nixon: Watergate

Clinton: Waterbed

Nixon: Biggest fear: Cold war

Clinton: Biggest fear: Cold sore



Nixon: Carpet bombing

Clinton: Carpet burns



Nixon: Vice President: Greek

Clinton: Vice President: Geek



Nixon: Couldnt stop Kissinger

Clinton: Couldnt stop kissing her.



Nixon: Known as tricky Dick

Clinton: no difference



Nixon: Ex-president

Clinton: Sex President



…and my #1 favorite:



Nixon: Talked of achieving Peace with honor.

Clinton: Talked of achieving piece while on her.