Old and New Jokes

She goes into Wal-Mart and tells the clerk she wants
a refund for the toaster she bought because it doesnt
work.
The clerk tells her that he cant give her a refund
because she bought it on special.
All of a sudden, the woman throws her arms up in
the air and starts screaming!
"GRAB MY BREASTS! GRAB MY BREASTS!
The clerk, not knowing what to do, runs to get the
store manager. The manager comes up to the Woman and
asks, "Whats wrong?" !
She explains the situation with the toaster.
He tells her that he cant give her a refund because
she bought it on special.
Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air
and starts screaming,
"GRAB MY BREASTS! GRAB MY BREASTS!"
In shock, the store manager pleads, "Maam,
why are saying you that?"
In a huff, the woman says,
"BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE MY BREASTS GRABBED
WHEN IM GETTING SCREWED!