A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence. Hes allowed to say only two words every 7 years.



After the first 7 years, the elders bring him in and ask him for his 2 words.



Cold floors, he says.

They nod and send him away. 7 more years pass and they bring him in for his 2 words.



He clears his throat and says, Bad food. They nod and send him away.

7 more years pass and they bring him in for his 2 words.

I quit, he says.



Thats not surprising, the elders say…

Youve done nothing but complain since youve been here!