Q: Whats the difference between Monica Lewinsky and the rest of us?
A: In order for us to get some dick in the White House, we had to go out and vote.
Q: How will history remember Bill Clinton?
A: The President after Bush.
Q: Whats the difference between Bill Clinton and his dog Buddy?
A: One tries to hump the leg of every woman in the White House, the other is a chocolate Lab.
Q: What does Clinton say to interns as they leave his office?
A: Dont hit your head on the desk.
Q: Did you hear about the Bill Clinton sale at clothing stores on Presidents day?
A: All pants half off.
Q: What do Monica Lewinsky and the Buffalo Bills have in common?
A: They both blew the big one several times.
Q: What was the first thing Monica saw in government?
A: The Executive Branch.
Q: What do Monica Lewinsky and soda pop machines have in common?
A: They both have slots which say Insert Bill here.
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Dec
Additional Jokes From "Political"
- Oliver North (offensive to Republicans)
- Dan Quayle once again tries to be JFK
- President Bush Plays God
- What was yesterdays Washington Post
- Bizarre news
- Question and answer Clinton joke
- Very short books in the making
- No Great Loss
- The last four U.S. Presidents and the Wizard Of Oz
- Monica Lewinski walks into a
- Dick Cheney and the Bushes
- Question and answer Clinton joke
- Question and answer Clinton joke
- Question and answer Clinton joke
- Acrimonious questions and comments about contemporary events