Dilberts Salary Theorem states that Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people. This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following two postulates:



Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power.

Postulate 2: Time is Money.



As every engineer knows: Power = Work / Time



Since: Knowledge = Power,

then Knowledge = Work/Time,

and Time = Money,

then Knowledge = Work/Money.



Solving for Money, we get: Money = Work / Knowledge.

Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, money approaches infinity,

regardless of the amount of work done.



Conclusion: The less you know, the more you make. Bummer.