Old and New Jokes

A guy walks into a bar and rudely demands a shot of 12-yr old scotch.



The bartender thinks this guy doesnt know the difference, so he pours a shot of 2-year old scotch.



The patron takes one sip and spits it out. He promptly hollers at the bartender I said 12-year old scotch, you bozo!



Still unimpressed the bartender pours some 6-year old scotch.

The patron takes a sip…same reaction.



But the bartender still doesnt believe the patron knows the difference. So he pours a shot of 10-year old scotch. Again, same reaction from the patron.



Finally, the bartender is convinced. He pours the patron a glass of 12-year-old scotch. The patron takes a sip and is most satisfied.



All the while this has been going on, a drunk at the end of the bar has been watching.



He slides a shot glass down the bar to the patron and drunkedly says:

Shay mishter, tashte this! The patron obliges…he promptly spits it out.



That tastes like pee!, he shoots back at the drunk.



The drunk replies: It ish. Now how old am I?