A really sloppy drunk is draped over the bar. The bartender tells him, OK, youve had enough. Im not going to serve you anymore, so get out of here and go home.
The drunk leaves the bar. Ten minutes later the drunk comes back in through the back door. The bartender tells him, I told you to go home, Im not serving you anything more, youve had enough, now go home.
The drunk leaves again.
Ten minutes later the drunk comes back in through a side door. Again, the bartender tells him, Man, I told you, youre wasted. Im not serving you anymore, now go home, youve had enough.
Again, the drunk leaves.
Fifteen minutes later the drunk comes back through another side door. The bartender says, What the hell is the matter with you? I keep telling you, youve had enough already, and Im not going to serve you anymore, now go home!
The drunk looks up at the bartender and asks, How many places do you work at?
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Dec
Additional Jokes From "Bar"
- Manhattan with a Plum
- The Pirate and the Steering Wheel
- 2 pieces of meat at a bar.
- Deaf Men in a Bar
- The Ballerina
- Shine On, You Crazy
- Dickens and the Martini
- The Cowboy whose horse gets stolen
- Fag bar
- Killing some nerds
- A mushroom walks into a bar.
- Jets Fans, Beware
- Signs That You are Too Drunk
- Dead Duck
- Drunk Test