Old and New Jokes

An american, a russian, and a dane was discussing the differences between their countries. Pretty soon the general talking turned into general bragging about how terrific their respective countries where.

The Russian said, Our navy is so big, that if we all sailed out at once, it would cover every ocean in the world.



The American, not wanting to let the Russian get the better of him, continued, Well, our Air Force is so big that if all of our planes took off at once we could cover the sky all over the world.



The Dane thought for a while then said: I once new a guy in Odense whose dick was so long that 17 parrots could sit on it at once.



They stood for a while not saying anything, until the Russian decided he might modify his bold statement a bit, Well maybe the ships wouldnt cover ALL of the ocean.



The American, feeling the need for honesty as well said, Well, maybe the planes wouldnt cover all of the sky either I guess.



The Dane stood there for a while thinking, and finally said, Well, in all honesty the guy I knew might have lived a bit outside Odense actually.