Old and New Jokes

A man named Fred owned a parrot that hardly ever stoped talking. One day the man was going to have an old friend over so he told the parrot to be quiet or else he would flush him. The parrot kept talking and the man warned him again. It didnt work. The parrot kept right on talking. The man took the parrot and flushed him down the toilet. When Freds friend arived he asked if he could use the bathroom. Fred said sure it is the first door on the right. When the man comes out he asks Fred if he has a tape player in the bathroom. Fred says no and than asks why. The man tells Fred that he heard something say I see your heini, looks so shiny. So Fred and his friend go in there and Fred sees his parrot going in circles singing Floatin Down The River On A Big Brown Log