Late one night, a burgler broke into a house. As he tiptoed through the living room, he heard a voice say: Jesus is watching you!

Nothing happened, so the burgler crept forward again. Jesus is watching you – said the voice.

The burgler stopped dead in his tracks. He looked around. In a dark corner he spotted a bird cage with a parrot in it.

Was that you who said Jesus is watching me? he asked.

Yes said the parrot.

The burgler breathed a sigh of relief, then asked the parrot, Whats your name?

Clarence answered the bird. Thats a dumb name for a parrot, sneered the burgler. What idiot named you Clarence?

The parrots answer: The same idiot who named the Bulldog, Jesus.