Stand Over There
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man he meets, “Do you want to go to heaven?â€
The man said, “I do Father.†The priest said, “Then stand over there against the wall.â€
Then the priest asked the second man, “Do you want to go to heaven?†â€Certainly, Father,†was the man’s reply. â€Then stand over there against the wall,†said the priest.
Then Father Murphy walked up to O’Toole and said, “Do you want to go to heaven?†O’Toole said, “No, I don’t Father.â€
The priest said, “I don’t believe this. You mean to tell me that when you die you don’t want to go to heaven?â€
O’Toole said, “Oh, when I die, yes. I thought you were getting a group together to go right now.â€
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