A customs agent stopped an old Jewish man who had just immigrated to Israel and asked him to open his two suitcases.

In the first suitcase he found over a million dollars in one dollar bills.

Excuse me, sir he asked the old gentleman, where did you get all this money?

Vell, Ill tell you, the old man began, for many years, I travelled all around America, I stopped at all of the public rest rooms in all the major cities; I vent to New York, then I vent to Chicago, then I vent to San Francisco. I vent into all the stalls here the men were spiriting and I say Give me a dollar for Israel or Ill cut off your testicles vit my knife.

Thats quite a story, the customs agent said, whats in the second suitcase?

Vell, you know, said the old man, shaking his head, not everyone likes to give…