6 year old Marilyn and 4 year old Little Johnny were upstairs playing in their play room. Marilyn said I think its about time we start swearing. Dont you?

Little Johnny nodded in agreement.

Marilyn said Ok, I say ass and you say hell.

Little Johnny again nodded his head in agreement and they went downstairs for breakfast. Their mom asked Marilyn what she wants to eat.

Marilyn replied Well hell mom, Ill have some Cheerios.

Her mom spanked her and sent her to her room. She then asked Little Johnny what he wanted for breakfast.

Little Johnny said I dont know, but you bet your ass it wont be Cheerios!