A recently married couple retire to their honeymoon suite. Before hopping into bed the bride says, Now honey, youll be gentle with me wont you. You know that Im still a virgin.

This clearly surprises the man, What are you saying. Arent I your third husband?

The woman replied, Yes, but my first husband was a psychologist and all he liked to do was talk about it. My second husband was a gynecologist and all he liked to do was look at it. Since youre a lawyer, Im pretty sure that Im gonna get screwed!