10. You ticked him off once and your next phone bill was $20,000.

9. Hes won the Publishers Clearing House sweepstakes three years running.

8. When asked for his phone number, he gives it in hex.

7. Seems strangely calm whenever the office LAN goes down.

6. Somehow he/she gets HBO on his PC at work.

5. Mumbled, Oh, puh-leeez 95 times during the movie The Net

4. Massive RRSP contribution made in half-cent increments.

3. Video dating profile lists public-key encryption among turn-ons

2. When his computer starts up, you hear, Good Morning, Mr. President.

1. You hear him murmur, Lets see you use that Visa card now, jerk.