25
Jul
Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?
Surgeon: Only when you get my bill, Mrs Brown.
Additional Jokes From "Medical"
- Get me an ambulence now
- We need to help these people
- Pregnant Lady
- Benefits of having Alzheimers disease
- Can I play the piano once these are off?
- What is your problem?
- What should I do then?
- Help me with my hair doctor
- Put me into a fighting mood
- Stuttering
- Doctor! I swallowed a pillow!
- A very interesting fact
- I cant find the cause of your pain
- Driving exams worry me
- The bad and the worse news