27
Dec
Sign on restaurant window: Dont stand there and be hungry. Come in and get fed up.
Sign in a bowling alley: Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop.
Sign for a litter of dachshund pups: Get a long little doggie!
Sign in a cafeteria: Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria. In pencil beneath the sign: Socks can eat anyplace they want.
Sign on a music librarys door: Bach in a minuet.