Jam 39 tiny marshmallows up your nose and try to sneeze them out.

Use your Mastercard to pay your Visa.

Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on.

When someone says Have a good day!, tell them that you have other plans.

Find out what a frog in a blender really looks like.

Forget the Diet Center and send yourself a candygram.

Make a list of things to do that youve already done.

Dance naked in front of your pets.

Put your toddlers clothes on backwards and send him off to pre-school as if nothings wrong.

Retaliate for tax woes by filling out your tax forms with Roman Numerals.

Tattoo Out to Lunch on your forehead.

Tape pictures of your boss on watermellons and pumpkins and launch them from high places.

Leaf through a National Geographic and draw underwear on the natives.

Go shopping. Buy everything. Sweat in it. Return it the next day.

Buy a subscription to Sleezoid Weekly and send it to your boss significant other.

Pay your electric bill in pennies.

Drive to work in reverse.

Relax by mentally reflecting on your favorite episode of The Flintstones during that important finance meeting.

Refresh yourself: put your tongue on a cold steel guardrail.

Tell your boss to blow it out his mule and let him figure it out.

Polish your car with ear wax.

Read the dictionary upside down and look for secret messages.

Start a nasty rumor and see if you recognize it when it comes back to your.

Bill your doctor for the time spent in the waiting room.

Braid the hair in each nostril.

Write a short story, using Alphabet Soup.

Lie on your back eating celery … using your navel as a salt dipper.

Stare at people through the tines of a fork and pretend theyre in jail.

Make up a language and ask for directions.