This article appeared in todays edition of the Toronto Sun. The TTC is the Toronto Transit Commission, and we usually refer to our subway trains as the rocket.

SIZZLIN HOTLINE DOUSED BY TTC

Whip them. Spank them. Make them ride the rocket in boy scout uniforms.

Beaten, but not bowed, transit officials say it took them no more than a day to realize a wrong number on one of their pamphlets connected riders to a well-travelled sex dominatrix.

TTC spokesman Christine Burkett said yesterday that the Rocket Rider guides were stripped from local transit vehicles last Monday after the number for a Spanish-language transit hotline turned out to be that for a local house of domination.

It was a case of a typo not being caught, Burkett said. Few noticed, but this woman was probably pretty pleased with the business you brought her, Burkett said of a Sun story which told the naughty tale of the snafu. With the fifth digit in the number messed up, what Spanish callers got – instead of TTC tips – was a throaty female voice promoting the Patricia Marsh House of Domination and Fantasy.

It is, according to the sexy voice: One of the worlds top 10 fantasy chambers created by the illustrious Patricia Marsh, renowned for her beauty, wicked imagination and fabulous breasts.

You wouldnt find out what time your bus is due, but you could learn about the services offered at the house. The number told stunned callers about the six domination chambers at the house, including a schoolroom, a Victorian boudoir, throne room and two rooms guaranteed to make your heart pound.

Neither is a bus shelter.