A husband was advised by his psychiatrist to assert himself. You dont have to let your wife henpeck you. Go home and show her youre the boss.The man was on fire with enthusiasm and couldnt wait to try the doctors advice! He rushed home, slammed the door, shook his fist in his wifes face, and growled, From now on, youre taking orders from me. I want my supper right now, and when you get it on the table, go upstairs, and lay out my best clothes. Tonight, Im going out with the boys and youre going to stay home where you belong. And another thing…you know whos going to comb my hair, iron my pants, polish my shoes and tie my tie?I certainly do, said his wife calmly, The undertaker.