A woman who had been twice married and divorced was fed up. Her first husband was violent, and her second husband ran off with another woman.

Plus, she couldnt find a new lover who could satisfy her sexually; so, she put an ad in the classifieds:

Wanted: A good looking, single guy who wont abuse me, wont leave me, and is good in bed.

About a week later, her doorbell rings. She opens the door to find a man with no arms or legs on her front porch. Im here about your ad, he offers.

You must be mistaken, she begins to reply.

Let me explain, he interjects. I cant beat you, because I dont have any arms. I cant run off, because I dont have any legs.

But, she demands, how do I know youre good in bed?

I rang the doorbell, didnt I?