Lighting up in a smoke-free cave
On enlightening journey to Mecca, suggesting you go see K-Pax
Questioning strategy of battling Stealth bombers with a stick
Overdrawing your checking account at Talibank
Nominating Al Gore for membership because he has a beard
After President Bush speech, remarking, You know, the guy has some valid points about us being completely insane
Shaving your beard just to see if the Gillette Mach 3 with patented comfort edges really does give you the cleanest, smoothest shave possible
Parking your camel in the Supreme Leaders space
Calling Osama Bin Laden by his real first name, Earl
Mailing Anthrax without proper postage

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