Poem – Ahhh Women…
Ahhh Women…
( unknown author )
Everyday I give thanks to the Goddess
I have two mounds upon my bodice
I shave my legs, I sit down to pee
I can justify any shopping spree
Not to a barber, but a beauty salon
Can get a massage without a hard on
Can balance the checkbook, pump my own gas
Can talk to my friends about the size of my ass
I always save money by using coupons
Can admit to others when I am wrong
Dont drive in circles at any cost
So I dont have to admit when I am lost
Dont act like Im in a timed marathon
Every time I go to the john
Let me tell you men
Listen to me boys
Those things in your pants
That you treat as toys
You love them more then we ever will
We would rather suck on a cold pickled dill
I spend two hours preparing for a date
Only to find youre two hours late
I dont watch movies with lots of gore
Dont need instant replay to remember the score
I wont lose my hair
I dont get jock itch
And just cause Im assertive
Dont call me a bitch
I dont wear the same underwear everyday
The food in my fridge has no sign of decay
I dont go to Sears
To look at the tools
I dont cheat at poker
I follow the rules
I dont smoke cigars
Dont pay for drinks at bars
I dont punch my friends just to say Hi
And its O.K. for me to cry
I know all you men
Think that youre IT
But compared to a woman
You just aint shit!
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