A love letter with chocolate by Kevin Missen

Swallowing that chocolate you just ate

May have been your fatal mistake!

Your smooth complexion will get lumps and spots,

Your lips will go brown and your teeth will all rot.

Your breath will go smelly – it may make you sick,

Not to mention your waistline expanding a bit!

After eating that chocolate with its lack of nutrition,

You will need to visit your local beautician.

But no matter how ugly you may turn out to be

You will always be sweet and beautiful to me.