Old and New Jokes

A lovely young couple is doing some shopping in town. Having purchased everything they need, they return to the parking lot to drive home. Wheres the car? Good golly, someone has stolen it! They notify the police from a phone booth inside the mall and make a report at the Police station. A young detective drives them back to see if any evidence remains from the scene of the crime. But, what do you know, there is the stolen car, back in the exact spot! A note is on the windshield with two tickets to a concert attached. The note thanks the young couple for the use of their car, but the culprits wife was about to give birth and had to be rushed to the hospital. The young couples faith in humanity is restored and they go to the concert and have a wonderful time. They arrive home late that night to find their entire house robbed, with a note on the door reading, Well, I gotta put the kid through college, dont I?