10
May

A panicky passenger on the Titanic

[… offensive to Titanic survivors; their progeny, … hmmm … fans of the Titanic motion picture(?);-)]

A panicky passenger on the Titanic:

Passenger: Captain,captain, How far is the way to the nearest land?

Captain: Two Miles.

Passenger: In which direction?

Captain: Towards the bottom!

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