12
Dec
A Polish man finds a jeannie lamp on the beach, he rubs it and the jeannie
comes out and says: I grant you one wish.
He said to the jeannie, I want you to build me a bridge to Poland.
The jeannie said: No one can build a bridge that long,
you have to pick another wish.
He thinks for a minute and said: I want you to make all my family and friends in
Poland smart so people dont put them down.
The jeannie replies, How many lanes did you want on that bridge?