A REAL honest-to-goodness Mormon joke
(What with all the talk about Mormon jokes heres a REAL MORMON JOKE!
At last!)
A woman visiting Salt Lake City in the latter half of the 18th century
sees someone that she thinks may be Brigham Young, the leader of the
Mormon church.
Woman: Are you Brigham Young?
Brigham Young: I am.
Woman: Are you the Brigham Young that is the head of the Mormon
church?
Brigham Young: I am.
Woman: Are you the Brigham Young that led the Mormons to Utah?
Brigham Young: I am.
Woman: Are you the Brigham Young that denounces all Christian
religions as false except Mormonism?
Brigham Young: I am.
About this time, the woman is beginning to lose her temper.
Woman: Are you the Brigham Young who preaches polygamy?
Brigham Young: I am.
Now shes really getting mad.
Woman: Are you the Brigham Young who has 26 wives?
Brigham Young: I am.
Then furiously, she says –
Woman: You ought to be Hung!
Brigham Young: I am.
Peter Mroz, General Electric
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