01
Apr
According to a new survey 60% of adults say theyre aware of someone whos
gone to work under the influence of drugs. Apparently the other 40% have
never heard of the Dallas Cowboys.
– Conan OBrien
Additional Jokes From "True Stories"
- In September, a 7-year- old
- In the 80s, a [local]
- Microsoft Corp. dismissed an anti-virus
- A caller named Eileen from
- Tuesdays Wall Street Journal has
- Jacques LeFevrier left nothing to
- Gross Ignorance
- In retrospect, lighting the match
- In February, according to police
- England: A German tourist, supposedly
- This is supposedly a true
- A man successfully broke into
- Mary Poppins has retired from
- Sandwiches
- General Motors Introduces New Instant-Win