In the offices of a loan company: Ask about our plans for owning your home.

In a classified ad: Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it.

In a New York medical building: Mental Health Prevention Center

On a New York convalescent home: For the sick and tired of the Episcopal Church.

Outside a country shop: We buy junk and sell antiques.

In the window of an Oregon store: Why go elsewhere and be cheated when you can come here?

In a classified ad: Vacation special: Have your home exterminated. Get rid of aunts.