Addicted to The Web

Sung To The Tune Of Winter Wonderland.

Doorbell rings, Im not listnin,
From my mouth, drool is glistnin,
Im happy — although
My boss let me go —
Happily addicted to the Web.

All night long, I sit clicking,
Unaware time is ticking,
Theres beard on my cheek,
Same clothes for a week,
Happily addicted to the Web.

Friends come by; they shake me, Saying, Yo, man!
Dont you know tonights the senior prom?
With a listless shrug, I mutter, No, man;
I just discovered letterman-dot-com!

I dont phone, dont send faxes,
Dont go out, dont pay taxes,
Who cares if someday
They drag me away?
Im happily addicted to the Web!

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