02
Aug

Advice from kids

Heres Some Advice from Kids, Aged Eight to Fourteen:

Never trust a dog to watch your food.

When you want something expensive, ask your grandparents.

Never smart off to a teacher whose eyes and ears are twitching

Wear a hat when feeding seagulls.

Sleep in your clothes so youll be dressed in the morning.

Never ask for anything that costs more than five dollars when your parents are doing taxes.

Never bug a pregnant mom.

Dont ever be too full for desert.

When your dad is mad and asks you, Do I look stupid? dont answer him.

Never tell your mom her diets not working.

Dont pick on your sister when shes holding a baseball bat.

When you get a bad grad in school, show it to your mom when shes on the phone.

Never try to baptize a cat.

Never spit when on a roller coaster.

Never do pranks at a police station.

Beware of cafeteria food when it looks like its moving.

Never tell your little brother that youre not going to do what your mom told you to do.

Never dare your little brother to paint the family car.

Forget the cake. Go for the icing!

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