After a shipwreck an Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Russian are stranded
on an island. They survive there for a while, and one fine morning a
bottle is washed up on the shore.

They open it and out comes a genie. So, of course it says: Ive been in
that bottle for a thousand years, and I am infinitely grateful to you for
letting me out. I will grant each of you one wish.

The Englishman says, I want a million pounds and to go home.

So he disappears.

The Frenchman says, I want a million women and to go home.

So he disappears.

The Russian grows sad, and says Why, they were nice. I grew to like them!
I want a million bottles of vodka, and… Both of them back!